Stupid S*%$ that Mongers and Hookers Say

Mongers and hookers say the dumbest shit. Now I’d like to talk a little bit about the emotionally stunted and the sad, sad bowl of cold soup they live their lives floating around in. When I first found the Whore Boards I used to get angry reading the dribble both the mongers and the whores wrote. Now I just see them as pitiful people. Do I feel sorry for them? No, not really because they made their choice. The minute yours and my monger husbands got in their car to go to that first whore they knew that they were about to throw away their relationship. Now, in the event that your monger is like mine I understand how that particular compulsion is brought on by having been molested as a child. I get that. But even considering all those facts, the monger has two choices when faced with that compulsion: 1) Give in to it, which comes with an additional mandatory "trash your marriage" package or 2) Get mental help. If you chose what was behind Door #1, then it sure doesn't sound like you valued your marriage or family very much. You chose to give up the close, personal, intimate and sexy relationship that you had, or could have had, instead of speaking up and getting help. I really don't understand why what's behind Door #2 is all that scary for the average monger. Don't you WANT a real life? Not that badly, I guess. Giving in is easier. But here's where I think the problem lies. The monger is still mentally a child. The average seven year old probably isn't great at long term decision making.

But now what do they do? How do they live with themselves? They know they just trashed their marriage. So the next move is to play the "Well, I didn't want to play house with YOU anyway!" game and they dream up an imaginary world where H.R. Puffinstuff tells him you're a nag and HeMan says he doesn't have to paint that fence today. And then they look for reasons to justify their behavior.

There's enough of these Hookers and Mongers out there for them to have their own little online Monger Mafia. They know deep down that the Mob Life is not the way to go but they're surrounded by nothing but fellow mobsters, so it becomes the norm and you live in your little bubble. When they sat around their living rooms or their kitchen tables writing their dumb Whore Board shit, since they have the decision making skills of a seven year old, they never thought in a million years that every word they wrote online would come back to bite them in the ass.

So what am I going to do now? Expose the dumbest of the dumb, right here folks. Out in the open for Real People who are uncontaminated by Mongerdom to see. Is that mean? No. We didn't start this. Our mongers did. So we're going to finish it.

Now pull up a chair, get a cup of coffee, and let’s trash talk some Stupid Shit That Mongers and Hookers say. Your heads will be shaking so hard, ladies. So hard.

“Has anyone ever heard of an AMP that accepts food stamps as payment? I know there was one a few years ago off Northern Boulevard in Flushing that would accept them at face value, but they are not there anymore.” (I can’t even comment on that one. I…..can’t…..even. You’re that hard up that you’re going to spend your family’s FOOD STAMPS on a whore?)

“She seemed so NOT into it. I am 180lbs, fit, been told I'm good looking- But I felt like Quasimoto the way she went about it. Plus she must have thought I was trouble or first timers get zero on the soft massage. I left more stressed than when I got there. Horrible. Save your money. Seems to be a business to them and nothing else.” (THIS little gem belonged to my own mongering husband when he was deep in his monger-dom. Yes, these women are only there because you’re irresistible. They would do you for free. In fact, I believe I saw a line of prostitutes outside your door just begging to throw their vaginas at you.)

“After being away for years I've visited a couple spas in the last few months and have had good experiences. One let down compared to what I remember is the not very sexy outfits the girls wear. So stupid question, is that something that can be requested? Or is it a legal thing to keep covered?” (Um….yeah, it’s a legal thing. In an ILLEGAL brothel. Sure.)

“I've also had girls tell me I was too big and offer bbbj instead.” (In your dreams, big boy.)

“Yum Yum’s on vacation in China.” (No, Yum Yum got shipped off to the next brothel. Or she was sold to another trafficker. Or she’s too strung out on drugs or booze to stand upright today. She has no passport and is in this country illegally. You really think she can go on vacation outside this country and then get back in? The INS can arrange a one-way ticket, though, and at some point probably will.)“

What’s with providers that won’t see black guys? Isn’t that illegal? Can I sue for discrimination?” (Oh please let me see the look on the judge’s face who hears THAT case. Pretty please.)

“I think the looks and customer service have gone downhill. However I find the accommodation higher. What I don't get is some of these women don't even bother with makeup. Part of me thinks some want to look ugly.” (Ya think?)

“Nowadays even young single men in their early 20s are going. Feminism and unrealistic standards have changed everything. Most American women are completely unmanageable after 2004 or so.” (I guess he found out about that secret Unmanageable Decree that came down in 2004. Shhh…ladies! We were supposed to keep quiet on that one! Who let the cat out of the bag?)

“It feels good if I can cheer her up by just treating her like a regular person and not a client and spa girl relationship. We are all human after all and want to be treated with respect and honesty.” (How about treating your WIFE with a little respect and honesty? Remember her? The one you took vows with?)“

In America, cheating on your wife... pokin' the girl next door... prostitution... full service AMP's and strip clubs... in the eyes of THE WIFE are considered immoral and Crimes of Passion. Really? Real men don't care about those kinds of things. Break those laws of the land... and you will be TAXED! All of this bullshit is making me strongly consider moving out of the country. The real reason these laws exist is because American women want to control and limit access to sex. Period!!!" (REAL men don’t care about those kinds of things? Tell that to your daughter when her mongering husband breaks her heart and she attempts suicide. After all, your daughter just wants to control and limit access to sex. But I guess you think REAL men don’t get involved in all that “raising of another human being” stuff anyway. Being a good father and role model is just for fags. Oh, and how about that whole pesky human trafficking thing? Yeah, that’s such a bummer.)

As you can see, the mental age of a monger ranges from about toddlerhood to about 13. They are so freakin’ mad at Mommy it just jumps off the page. I’m no expert but I’d be willing to bet that the mental age your monger made it to before his development came to a screeching halt is probably the age at which he was molested or abused. The body might have kept on growing, but the maturity level stopped. That’s when he mentally walled himself off. And do you know what’s even worse? These overgrown man babies are getting their STD education from each other. They think they can eat garlic to boost their immune systems so they won’t catch STD’s. No, I shit you not. They really say this stuff. They can’t use Google to check out reputable sites like the Centers for Disease Control, but they can sure use Google to find their next hooker.

Here’s another one mad at Mommy and you’ll love his response to the question, why do you monger? “I love it because it is fun. After you have kids at home they’re so much effort. The kids always come first. It is almost like I need to beg for it. It feels like she is giving it as a quota. Sometimes she withholds sex to punish me.” (The nerve of that Mean Mommy who actually is raising those pesky kids and not paying enough attention to MEEEEEEEE.)

A recurring theme I see among these mongers is the obsession with porn. Personally, I’m not against porn. Do I like to watch it sometimes? Yes. It’s like a jumpstart to my “car”, so to speak. But here’s the difference: I know that real sex isn’t like that. Sex is more than “insert part A into slot B.” But these mongers, especially the older ones, start to think that since they never became a Porn God they haven’t truly lived, and they think their time is running out. Remember that they never mentally advanced beyond childhood, so think about how a 13 year old acts when someone says the word “titties” and hilarity ensues. It’s just as stupid as the grown woman obsessing about why she hasn’t become a Disney Princess yet.

One of my favorite Pillars of Society is a guy on SpaHunters with the handle "Massagevet". His bio used to mention how he "once had a Cambodian virgin and it was the most REWARDING thing he ever did" but then a bunch of other mongers on the site got together and mocked him for saying it- I guess there's even limits among the depraved- and then the dude removed that from his profile. He used to private message Mr. P telling him all about which girls he had anal with and who let him cum all over their face. Wow. Who needs warm family relationships when you can have "cum on face" and "anal." #LIFEGOALS.

Now we've already discussed at length what makes a monger become a monger. Let's talk a little about what makes a whore become a whore because we all know damn well that little girls don't grow up thinking about Whoring as a professional goal. They’re usually missing something in their lives- love from family, a stable home, a voice- and are easy targets for the first idiot pimp disguised in boyfriend’s clothing to come along and “sweep them off their feet”…..usually right onto Backpage or the streets. But they have no backbone and are easily brainwashed so they do it. Then they’re in too deep. They think the only thing of value they have to offer in the world is their body parts, and sex means love. Some admit they enjoy the attention and the power they have over men in this way. And then you have your drug whores. They’re hooked on something and need money for their next fix. If they don’t start out that way, the Home Grown Whores and Daddy Issue Whores usually become Drug Whores too.

Then you have your foreign women who get duped into coming to this country: They answer an ad in their home country promising big money to come and work in a restaurant or a “hostess bar” in the United States…no sex involved! Yeah, right. They’re really that dumb to think that you can make a livable wage in this country when you have no experience and don’t speak the language. But they fall for it. They fall for it because they WANT it to be true. Did they ever turn on their critical thinking skills (which you don’t need a formal education to have) and realize that if it were really that easy, everyone would be doing it? No. Those critical thinking skills never kick in. So their traffickers bring them in with fake passports, or smuggle them across the Mexican or Canadian borders, and now they’re stuck living in the spas 24/7, sleeping on the massage tables, and being charged for rent and food.

As for Mamasan who now runs the brothel, she started out as an Ignorant Foreign Whore who got duped. Now she’s graduated to management. This is the worst kind of whore because she’s inflicting on others what was done to herself. There’s a special place in hell reserved for Mamasan.

As you can tell, I don’t seem to have a lot of empathy for these whores and maybe some people will say that’s cold. Here’s why it’s not cold. They know that it's a bad idea. They know it's wrong. First, it's bad for themselves. Even if they grew up under a rock, they know this. Now, they may care so little for themselves, but they're also hurting other people. They know this is wrong too. But they keep doing it. They probably have children. This is no life for their children. Do they care enough to stop it? No, not enough. Oh, the Mothers of the Year awards they're giving out in Hooker Land. Makes my head spin. As for the Mongers, is this the example you want to be for YOUR children? Are you going to take your sons to a whore too? Are you proud of yourself? Do you think that this is the way you should teach your children to respect their mother?

The whole Monger and Whore life reminds me of the movie The Sixth Sense and dead people. Dead people only see what they want to see. They don't know that they're dead. Mongers and Whores are those dead people.....dead inside but refuse to see it. They aren't brave enough to see it. To see it would be too overwhelming.

Now picture that last scene in Sixth Sense when Malcom finally realized he's been dead through the whole damned movie. Whoosh! Head....explodes. That was Mr. P when he realized that no, I wasn't the one who brought up marriage first. I didn't twist his damned arm. It was all HIS idea. No, I didn't pressure him into having a kid. HE wanted to have a kid just as much as I did. No, I wasn't Church Lady in bed. I was hot freakin STUFF. But creating a fantasy world to retreat to was necessary at the moment he knew he had just thrown his life away.

Speaking of fantasy worlds, now sit back and hear some ridiculousness from the whores on the Whore Boards. The fantasy is strong with them:

“I like to develop personal relationships with the majority of the gentlemen that I spend time with so I guess I just care about people... xo” (Women you’re hurting don’t count as people?)

From two whores fighting with each other on the whore boards: “She tries to tell my clients not to see me because I'm not worth my prices. That is not how women with integrity and character conduct themselves.” (Tell me about that integrity and character thing again? Maybe get out a dictionary.)

“Well I don't call myself a hooker and I don't conduct myself that way either. There's a big difference between a hooker and an escort.” (Oh, really? Its money for vagina no matter what you want to call it. Keep telling yourself you’re not a hooker, honey bun.)

Once you remove these posts from the Bubble of False Reality that is the Whore Boards, they sound completely ridiculous, right? That's because they ARE completely ridiculous.

But sometimes amid all the mindless monger chatter one will say something very telling about the true nature of the situation they’ve gotten themselves into, but can’t get themselves out of, and I wonder if there might actually be hope for some of these guys who haven’t fully fallen into the Rabbit Hole yet:

“The Hobby veneer can wear thin very quickly, it's not a suggested lifestyle. There is no substitution for professional help.”

“I think if half the dudes were as giving at home as they are to woman they are supposed to be paying to please them, they might not have to hobby in the first place.”

“This topic never ceases to amaze me. If you want to go bare, good for you, but swear off non working girls for life. Don't be a douchebag that gives his SO or wife AIDS or some other nasty because you're a selfish A Hole. Just sayin.”

This last one, though, I think is the most insightful: “I'm married to a young beautiful woman that I don't treat like a total whore, though I have the need to treat women like that.” THAT, right there ladies, may be your husband’s problem as well. Think five year old who’s MAD. Mad at Mommy, or mad at the woman who molested him, but also mad at Mommy for not protecting him. Until he finishes growing up you are having a conversation with a mad five year old who also happens to have facial hair. It’s just that now instead of arguing about a juice cup he has a 2000 lb vehicle that he drives every day and he has a job. Mr. P recognized that early on once D Day hit and worked very hard to grow up, and do it quickly, because he was disgusted enough with himself to know he didn’t want to be that little kid anymore. So for the mongers still out there and on the fence….how badly do you want to grow up? Who do you want in the driver’s seat of your life? The little kid, or the grown man? Do you want to be proud of yourself for the first time in your life? If you want it badly enough, you can do it. Examine your life and figure out where your emotional growth stopped. That is the key to untangling the mess of where you veered off course.

Quit being one of those dead people who doesn't know that they're dead. If you want your life, grab it and take it back. You've been given a gift. Don't screw it up.